Dear Curling, I want to apologize for being so harsh on you the last few years. You're kind of a mashup of bowling, billiards, and chess - 3 things I'd find incredibly boring to watch on TV. But you're really not bad!
Dear Trash Truck, Thank you for providing entertainment for my busy child, even if it's just a few moments each week.
Dear Oven, Since Ryan and I disagree about whether or not we should put food in an oven that's still preheating and thus throw off the expected bake time, I thought you might want to weigh in. How do you feel? Is it rude to ask you to start working before you're properly warmed up or do you appreciate the time saving factor?
Dear Sweet Tooth, Can we arrange for you to take a little vacation for a few weeks? I'd rather not put any of that baby weight back on.
Dear Play Kitchens, How are you so compelling to toddlers and adults at the same time?
Dear Audio Books, Thank you for dragging my husband into the world of book-lovers. He's really been missing out.
Ryan Quotes of the Week:
I think it's pronounced Dat Leany.
Alright I lied. She doesn't like the smell of your face.
He's basically a walking air freshener... Air defresher.