Ryan has been saying so many funny things lately. So today we're skipping the musings and going straight to everyone's favorite part. Here's what you've been missing from Ryan:
I want you to watch as all your dreams get poured away. (He said this to our cat, guys!)
Yeah, you've got a water cannon up your butt.
That bush is trying to be a mailbox.
Successful dmv trip... We left angry!
I was going to suggest that, but I didn't want to mansplain your problems.
It's like feeding a seagull tostitoes.