Some things I wonder about:
Why do car companies keep trying to market to me on Instagram? I can't tell the difference between a Toyota and a Porsche.
Am I a successful adult even thought I don't know how to vacuum a room and keep all the rug marks facing the right direction?
Am I an embarrassment to my college French professors if I call macarons ‘hamburgers’, pronounced like Steve Martin does in Pink Panther? Ryan started it years ago and it's just so cute that I can't help myself.
Do the people who make horror movies have nightmares or are they desensitized to scary things?
Why are they only just now making bun-length hotdogs? Who decided to make hotdogs shorter in the first place?
Ryan's Quotes of the Week:
I'm more of a mallard guy.
Before you crack open the nerd juice...
Half tourist trap. Half restaurant soaked in gravy.