Dear Potato Salad, I don't know how to say this... I think we need to break up. I'm just not that into you anymore.
Dear Cat Filter on Instagram, I have mixed feelings about you. Your makeup is so pretty, but my son can like cats too, can't he?
Dear Voxer, Thank you for being such a great way to keep in touch with friends, but could you make the sound about three times as loud? I'd really like to be able to listen to a message while washing dishes.
Dear Pantry, Do you remember what I was planning to make with lemon frosting or pecans? Because I sure don't. But I'm determined not to throw them away.
Dear Feet, I apologize for the sandal tan.
You maybe don't eat books.