Dear Northern Virginia, Your traffic is truly abysmal. Fix it.
Dear IKEA, I'm regretting not trying the Swedish pancakes with ligonberries. It sounded so good and now I'll never know!
Dear Swollen Feet, I'm sorry that apparently every pair of shoes in my closet no longer fits. I'm going to try to fix this so we won't have to wear cheap rubber flipflops everywhere.
Dear Coffee Ice Cream, I love you. Please never leave me.
Dear Olympics, Thank you for a wonderful 2 weeks. But what am I going to do now? Also, I can't wait to see how the late night talk shows have a field day with you.
Ryan Quote of the Week:
You missed the ceremonial changing of the houses.