Dear CSA Basket, If I'm eating kale and radishes for dinner, that means I can have potato chips and dip for a snack and strawberry pie for breakfast, right?
Dear Tart Pan, You're supposed to make my pies look cute, but why must you make it so hard to get the pieces out in one piece? I mean, I know the runny pie was my fault, but do your part, man!
Dear Fabric.com, We're going to be best friends now that my local fabric store is going out of business. Can I just say thank you for having so many polka dotted prints?
Dear Arm and Hammer Fresh Scented Litter, Thank you for giving me back my office! My nose is forever in your debt!
Ryan Quote of the Week:
You're two muffins away from being the crazy bread lady.