Dear Car, Why is the smell of french fries so overpowering to you? My car never smells like anything else, but one ten minute trip home with french fries and it's all I can smell the next time I get in the car!
Dear Loungewear, Thank you for being an acceptable part of society.
Dear Trello, Thank you. Just thank you. You're one of the main reasons I have any brainpower left at the end of the day.
Dear Cornbread, I'm usually not a boxed mix kind of girl... but you're mighty fine.
Dear Shoe Designers, Why are most winter shoes suede? You know it rains in the winter too, right?
Ryan Quote of the Week:
You can taste that they've been sitting in North Carolina for a while.
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