Monday Musings

Dear Oil Change, It seems you are my favorite thing to procrastinate. There's always something better to do.

Dear Google Calendar, You're about to get a lot simpler, thanks to my new workflow system.

Dear Jelly, You're like Jam's awkward little sibling. Your entire purpose in life is to be spreadable... and you're just not.

Dear Saturdays, You and I are about to get really comfortable with each other now that tax season has officially begun.

Dear Microwave, Sorry I always forget to clean you. But I'm sure you're still in better shape than the average bachelor's microwave.


Ryan Quote of the Week: I don't have cargo pants. Where am I supposed to put all my cargo?